Dating Profile: i’m 20 years old, i’m a scorpio, and i spend my free time eating mcdonalds at 1 a.m. and crying
do you ever have to backspace a reply because
our friendship level is not ready for that
i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw
then i came across this gem
and this last one was pure gold
god bless you off bug spray
This is the animal they chose to represent Satan.
The Father of Lies
Just think about that for a moment.